The Doctor Vs. Edward by PhantomCreedyLover, literature
Literature
The Doctor Vs. Edward
My friend asked me just the other day
Why Doctor/Rose is better than Edward/Bella
I smirked and laughed, and simply said "okay."
Yes, the vamp's got The Doctor beat with age
'Cause a single hundred's better than nine
But in the ways the Doctor wins, the age difference seems fine
And yes, the Doc's got the bigger ears
But what love can there be when the vamp hunts deer?
But the Doc's got a few victories up his sleeve,
So Edward fans, listen up please
So Edward sparkles with a shine that seems drastic,
The Doctor's smile lights the room just when he says "Fantastic"
Yes, The Doc's nearly killed Rose, but died inside for it
But Edw